Mareez: Dil k opration k bad mujhe "DANCE" aur" PAISY" achay lagne lagy hay,

Kiya me jawan ho gaya hon?

Dr: Nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo "KHUSRY" ka hai..

Pathan; Dr Mujhe Bimari Hai

Khane K Bad Bhook Nahi Lagti

Sone K Bad Nend Nahi Aati

Kam Karon To Thakk Jata Hun

Dr: Sari Raat Dhoop Mein Betho Theek Ho Jaoge.

Pathan shadi k dusray din BV se ler para

Pathan's dad: kia howa?

Pathan: isne meri chaaye me Taweez milaya hai

Bv rotay howe: wo "Tawez" nahi






"Tea Bag" tha.

Jab aap peda hoe,
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Tab Aakash se phool barse,
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Farishto ne ghee k charagh jalae or bole,
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Hamari jan chuti Ab Dunya wale Bhugte ge.

"OYE"!
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."HOYE"
bari thand ay !

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Aik aadmi bola: molvi sab aap ne to kaha tha k aap movie nahi dekhte.

Molvi: main is ko nafrat k nigaah se dekh raha hoon.

Sardar's Son: Abba 5+5 kinne honde ne?

Sardar: Oye ullu de pathe,
khote,
nalayak,
nikamme,
besharam tenu inna nai pata!
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